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Twistedmindz Guide to World History
<PARTS 4 and 5

Part 4 - The Romanians (63 BC)

They say rome wasn't built in a day. as you can clearly see, it was, in fact, never finished at all
After Adam died, Caesar Augustus decided he could do a better job himself, and so took over all the world, apart from Egypt, because he kind of like Pharrah. He did, however, decide to make Egypt very very small. So anyway, The new land that he now owned he decided to call Rome, and his people were known as Romanians. Romanians still exist today, although they are all very very poor, and swept under the carpet and forgotten about.

Rome was a huge success and managed to rule the world very successfully, whilst keeping a healthy sex life. During his time in charge, Augustus invented many things, such as wine (60BC), straight roads (52BC) and baths (50BC). The invention of the bath changed the world forever, but due to there being a crimanal lack of water in 50 BC, everyone had to use the same bath. These bathing sessions were known as orgies, and the Romanians loved them.

However there were other people around called the Jews who invented a town of their own called Jewrusalem. They played the harp with their mouths a lot. The Jews didn't like the Romanians and wanted a new king to come and save them.

Part 5 - Cheeses (33 BC)

Cheese be with you.
In 33BC (Before Cheeses), Cheese was invented. It was to become such a powerful force in Jewrusalem, that the head Jews didn't like it. Cheeses came to save the world, but The Jews didn't recognise it and instead of being nice to each other like the cheeses said, they put it on a slice of bread and toasted it.

Cheeses perform all sorts of miricles, and invented mini golf. Cheeses were found to go so well with wine that even the water decided to become a nice Pinot Grigo.

Cheeses were killed just 33 years later when they were stuck to little cocktail sticks in the shape of a cross. However, after three days of being dead, cheeses came back and now they live forever.

(DISCLAIMER: The writer of this piece is a practising Christian, please do not e-mail us any complaints, we know perfectly well what happened and are purely making things that are intended as irreverant and funny. Think about it, does this really offend you, or do you just think it should?)

Here endeth the second lesson. Next time...parts 6 and 7.