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STOATBASHER 2 DEMO - You'd better believe it you piece of shit
Hello there you person who is here, this is the page that a lot of people thought would never appear. That's right, the favourite flash game of many a person has finally been gifted a sql. I know a lot of you (ooh at least one) have played and enjoyed Stoatbasher, and all of you were cloying for a follow-up. So, after racking my brains for how to improve an already sublime game, I have created this here demo.
Yes that's right, it's only a demo, and as such it is a little on the short side. Stop complaining you fucking bitch, it's better than nothing! The point is that the full game will be MASSIVE and as such will take a very long time to make, so I thought I'd release this demo as a taster. Just enjoy it, note the great improvement over the original, and don't be surprised if you finish it in under a minute.