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Ronald
A poem by Phiblo
Ronald was a hamster who liked to chew gum
He chewed all day until his mouth went numb
But them one day whilst masticating
He found his tongue had started aching
When he examined with his paws
He found he'd chewed right through his jaws
He'd not stopped chewing since he'd begun
And now he'd bitten off his tonuge
He vowed he'd live to chew once more
(which isn't easy without a jaw)
He kept on going, to chew he'd yearn
I guess some hamsters will never learn!
Yams
A poem by Adny
Yams, yams, everywhere,
And not a drop to drink.
But then, I'm in a yam farm,
Instead of in the sink.
The Ballard of Wallace Gramorthit
A poem by Adny
Wallace Gramorthit
Terribly thin
Ate nowt but buttons
That he kept in a tin
Wallace Gramorthit
Drinking the sea
Head like a granite
Brain like a pea
Wallace Gramorthit
Stumbles and falls
Bangs both his elbows
And lands on his balls
Wallace Gramorthit
Look at him go
You ask if I know him
I have to say no
A Very Short Poem About Elbows
A poem by Phiblo
Elbows are right in the middle of your arm
And help you bend them, that's their charm
Bloody Awful Poem
A poem (???) by Adny
This poem is bloody awful
It has no rhythm
And it doesn't
Rhyme
In fact it's barely a
Poem
At all, in fact it's more like prose with random
Line breaks
In it
But still it's in the
Poem section
Why?
I don't
Know.
Fuck off.
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