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Sticky Feet
A poem by Phiblo 
Freddie was a monkey and he lived on bread and jam.
He found his feet got sticky, and he often said "Oh Damn!"
He tried to leave the country, but alas, alack, he found,
That where he'd lived on jam so long, his feet stuck to the ground.
They stuck there fast, he could not move, and yet he tried and tried.
He tried too hard and lost his cool and as he fell he cried!
"Oh damn this jam for being stuck and damn this bread e'gad!
For if I lived on sandwiches, it wouldn't be this bad!"
The Red Bird
A poem by Adny 
Robin was a robin
He thought his name was bobbins
He was right
It was shite
But it's alright
Cos he's been eaten
By a cat that lived in Eaton
And belonged to Mr Smeaton
Who had never once been beaten
In a single game of chess
That he played while he undressed
Which had made him rather stressed
So much so that he collapsed
And his heart problem relapsed
Pointy Cake Poem
A poem by Phiblo 
Oh,
Oh my,
my, I wish
wish I had cake
cake for me to eat
eat with my hands and face
face the day with some nice cake
cake does make me feel nice and good
good that I feel like this thanks to cake-------
cake does make me feel nice and good
face the day with some nice cake
eat with my hands and face
cake for me to eat
wish I had cake
my, I wish
Oh my,
Oh!
A Limerick About Oranges
A poem by Adny 
There was a young man with an orange
Who said "nothing rhymes with orange,
And the same goes for purple,
Nothing rhymes with purple,
Just like nothing rhymes with orange".
Splod
A poem by Phil 
"Splod" went the owl,
as it fell in to the sea.
"Hmm?" said the whale
"What a very odd noise!"
"Splod?" said the shark
as the whale told his tale
"Yes!" said the whale
"What a very odd noise!"
Hammers
A poem by Adny 
Hammers
Made of metal
Cold and shiny
Like a kettle
Kettles
Filled with water
Getting hotter
Like they oughta
USB
A poem by Adny 
One USB
Two USB
Three USB
Four
My Dell has
Lots of USBs
But I still
Want more
Five USB
Six USB
Seven USB
Eight
I think
It's got enough USBs
Now thanks
Very much
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