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OTTER IN MY POCKET
It's been a while since we gave you some spunky backpacks. It's also been a while since we gave you some decent muzak to play in your domestic elevators and waiting rooms. But finally, we come to your aural aid, with a storming ejaculation of mighty tunage (not to be confused with tuna, which is coming next month). This new release is a DJ Gaylord remix of an lost Phiblo and Adny acoustic ditty and is guaranteed to heat up the icy scunthorpe mobile discos this winter. The original tune was lost in yon fires of hell, when someone came to visit us last Chanukah asking for a cup of sugar and a yarmulka. While we were distracted (fetching our fetching skullcaps), Satan invaded our rectums and extracted the cd from Adny's anal cavity. The Dark Lord took it back to hell, where it was stolen by an up and coming young desk spinner by the name of Juan Gonzales Sebastian Gaylord, and the rest as they say, is bollocks. Well, that's enough of our verbal spurting, get on and enjoy the tune. Remember, you heard it here first (and last probably). |
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