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PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE
From that day forward I has be changed the way I have talking and even writes. I cannot stringing one sentences together without change the tense halfway through. It really am a pain in the arse that I cannot making any sense when I talked, and most people looking at me funny."
We at Twistedmindz are pleased to endorse the work of Dr Scrotes and his willing band of volunteers. And to those who say this is a fake charity set up to make us a little bit of money, we say: “This am be real of the diseasing so sending us your money as soon as you can being do of the so.” |
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"Once upon a time there were a tense changing monster who is constantly makes me changing my tense. It was happened in a far off place when I walk to stonehenge one summers day making my muscles aching. The monster was climbed over the stones and makes me scared and I cried out "Helping me someone, please".
This chilling tale is an extract from the book "Past, present and future: Living with multi-tense disease". The book was commissioned by the NSBMTDS (National Society for Being of Multi-Tense Disease Suffering). The Charity’s chairman Dr John Scrotes said. “Many people are of the not believes that such a condition existing, but I can telling you that it will be a very real disease ever since it was discovering in 1952.”