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INTERNET LAUGHING
The following conversation never actually took place in a chat room, but
possibly should have.
iM@tWaTiNaChAtRoOm: so i sed fuk u m8 u dont no nufink lol
Incredibly educated Phiblo: Are you really laughing out loud?
iM@tWaTiNaChAtRoOm: wot r u on??????
Incredibly educated Phiblo: Are you actually laughing out loud?
You said lol, I just want to know if you were really laughing out loud
when you said that.
iM@tWaTiNaChAtRoOm: ur wierd, u wanna have cyber??????
Apparently, only 1 in 5 people who type lol are actually laughing out
loud. Why could this be? Well, my theory is this: People are severely
restricted in the amount of laughter expressions. Basically, you can either
be ROFL (rolling on the floor laughing), LMAO (laugh my
ass off) or LOL (laughing out loud). Now this doesn't leave much
for those who are doing anything less than lol. You can only possibly
LMAO once, unless you have a device for re-installing your ass, and if
something's not funny enough to ROFL then that only leaves you with one
thing to type, LOL. So, how can we help with this lack of laughter expressions?
I've come up with a few new acronyms to type when you are not actually
LOL. First up is JISM - Just Internal Smiling Mate. This is for those
times when something has made you smile, but not laugh, for instance:
iM@tWaTiNaChAtRoOm: im a twat
Incredibly educated Phiblo: jism
iM@tWaTiNaChAtRoOm: fuk u
Next up is TIT - Total Internal Tittering, for when you're laughing a
little bit more, e.g.
iM@tWaTiNaChAtRoOm: im a fucking twat
Incredibly educated Phiblo: tit
iM@tWaTiNaChAtRoOm: fuk u
Finally, I offer you COCK - Chuckle Or Chortle Keenly, for instance.
iM@tWaTiNaChAtRoOm: im a fucking twat that deserves to die a horrible painful death
Incredibly educated Phiblo: cock
iM@tWaTiNaChAtRoOm: fuk u
So now you've got the hang of it, and hopefully internet chat rooms and message boards won't be so full up of L fucking O fucking L!
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