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INSULTOMATIC 5001 A little while ago, in fact a long while ago, I created a rather simplistic piece of flashery whose sole purpose was to inflict insults upon hapless passers by. To use it, the user had to manually click on the buttons to speak the words of insult in a Stephen Hawking style, but there were problems with this method. Often it was hard to press the desired buttons quickly enough for the sentence to hold together. Frequently the wrong button entirely was pressed. And some people just couldn't be arsed. Well now, dear twistedmindz viewer, I present the revised Insultomatic 5001 (TM). Just one click of the "insult me" button creates an entire random insult, automatically! Not only does this wonderful device speak the cutting degradation in sardonic tones, but it also prints it on screen in case you're trying to insult a deaf person*. Never has insulting people been so easy! It may take a while to load, especially if you're on dial-up (like me), but it's worth it if you like bizarre insults and gratuitous swearing. Needless to say, however, this is not safe for work**. With that over, I hope you enjoy the next generation of insulting. * Please note that I do not endorse insulting deaf people, unless they're cunts. ** Unless you want to insult your boss. And lose your job. Probably. |
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