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The Philosophical Musings of Hector the Talking Sandwich
You've waited, you've begged, you've pleaded with us to let you hear a little bit from a guru so widely thought of that he is banned in California. And now we've answered you. So without further ado, I ask you to click below and find out what Hector has to say on this fine day.