Paper Bag Loving by Twistedmindz
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Your nose is slightly big
and lopsided
Your ears are just a little out of place
You've got a wonderful body
It's shame about your face

So I can only love you
when you're wearing a paper bag.
Because the way you look at me
well it makes me sag.
I can only love you
when you're wearing a paper bag.
It makes me feel quite grateful
that I've got jetlag.

Your eyes are just a little
close together
Makes you look a little inbred
Your arse is nice and pert
But your face looks braindead.

The warts upon your chin
smell like gravy
Your girly moustache tickles my lip
I like to feel your boobies
But your face makes me sick.